striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

i am the mom friend

theblackandgreenmartian:

The only reason people put Iggy on their songs is because they cant afford Nicki.
Anonymous asked:
I thought you were against guns. I think I've seen you post some anti-gun stuff..

I personally do not see the need to own a gun in your house or car or wherever people keep their guns but I do support going to a gun range and shooting guns in a safe area with protection and safety precautions and stuff.. Like I wouldn’t want to keep a gun in my house but that’s obviously just me. But I don’t mind renting a gun and shooting some paper targets. That shit was fun

Anonymous asked:
are u going to have sex before marriage?
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clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
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the-golden-phizzwizard:

She had blue skin,

And so did he.

He kept it hid

And so did she.

They searched for blue

Their whole life through,

Then passed right by—

And never knew

- Shel Silverstein, Everything On It

you could kill someone with this
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